The Green Tree.

I wish I had a tree
a tree made of green
But the kind of green I could take to the machine
Which for exchange for my green, would give me things
Things I can wear and tear and will spread my wings
Because of the possibilities my fashion brings.

I wish I had a tree
a tree made of green
But the kind of green the stock broker would wanna see
He'd use it to expand my gross and give me a "minimal" fee
and I'd offer him a hot cup of tea
Because jee, he's makin' more money for my green tree.

I wish I had a tree
a tree made of green
But the kind of green I could give
and you would recieve
To buy things you can wear and tear and you can't decieve
Because they're conveniently inaminate, I do believe.

I wish I had a tree
a tree made of green
But the kind of green I could save
In my technological cave
They call it the bank, what a fancy name they gave
To their 24/7 operating slave.

I wish I had a tree
a tree made of green
The money kind.

...
So my bestest friend evar Tory shed me the light with this site: http://lulus.com/
It has the best things eeeeeeeever.

I really especially want the following:

http://www.lulus.com/products/Buttermilk+Tunic+in+Cream/13223:0ebf9f10ad2eec593895254243e50072.html

http://www.lulus.com/products/Carlie+Cutie+Top/13296:0e9de03f10fad0fced97fde1378a6df0.html

http://www.lulus.com/products/Navid+ONadia+Hatch+Tan+Leather+Lace+Up+Oxford/11207.html

http://www.lulus.com/products/Element+Fairchild+Messenger+Bag/13239.html

http://www.lulus.com/products/Divine+Rights+of+Denim+Sailor+Commitment+Boot+Cut+Jean/13211.html

http://www.lulus.com/products/Blossom+Crochet+Headband+in+Grey/13219.html

So...basically the whole site =X. I know I'm prolly getting 0- maybe 2 of those things but...meh. This is why we want a money tree, guys.

xx.